When you put apple sauce on your asshole and let and skater lick it clean while playing games on his DS while saying oof. Then you shove his dick in your ear while you have a leaf blower blow on your clit
by Gotm_oof October 1, 2017
Get the dirty jamillymug. Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?
Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?
Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
by flashsync007 March 28, 2011
Get the Dirty Pumamug. by Girl0712 November 2, 2020
Get the dirty percymug. when your on top of a girl 69'n and pretend like your takin a rest and fart on the bridge of her nose.
by Yakkie May 3, 2009
Get the dirty demersmug. by skddb April 30, 2020
Get the dirty brynmug. by Bigcocka123 April 14, 2020
Get the dirty lakemug. When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.
by Slingblade1170 June 11, 2016
Get the Dirty Windshieldmug.