Ding Fong Ling

Used to describe someone as a stereotypical Chinese man, usually depicted as a rice farmer. Use this whenever you are insulting ANYONE from Asia.

guy from asia: hallo!
Everyone : NO FRICKING WAY IS THAT DING FONG LING?

by ThatFellaSpear July 23, 2025

Ding Dong Ditcher

A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.

Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.

“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”

“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.

by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025

Ding

an indian from india

dude, school starts in two weeks and my FAFSA hasn't hit.

foreal? anyways, you have any ding professors this semester?

by flav174 August 13, 2025

ding a ling

an indian from india. comes from the indian meme song

is it just me or does the pizza taste different?

oh shit ur right! its probably because the new owners are ding a lings

by flav174 August 13, 2025

Ding Ding

A black dude, normally from Southern Africa.

Hey ding ding, get me a pencil.

by The Racist Guy September 2, 2025

Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session

by The great ud author September 3, 2025

Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session

by The great ud author September 3, 2025