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Beer League Demon

An individual who played at a high level and for whatever reason decided not to continue competitively. The Beer League Demon is usually between the ages of 19 and 22, and now dominates the Beer League with little to no effort. Depending on attitude the Beer League Demon can either be laid back or the most insufferable douchebag, there is no in-between.
John: Hey Dave, what do you think of the new guy?

Dave: The kid is a real Beer League Demon

John: yeah I heard he played at the national level
by Dunlop hater November 24, 2024
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Attacked by a Demon

That is a far less reasonable than my thing.
Hym "It's far less reasonable to believe that you are being attacked by a demon... Than my thing. My thing is not all that farfetched. But that is the people we are dealing with. THIS is ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME and this retarded piece of shit of over here:"

The Tuck "UuuLgh! I'm being attacked by DEMONS! I'm being attacked by demons! I really believe that! I REALLY believe that I'm being attacked by demons."

Hym "🤨☝️ Are you seeing that shit!? That is an actual guy who thinks he's actually a rational actor who is telling me that a fucking retard doesn't have to credit or pay me for the thing I designed. That's what's happening here. And the fucking Democrats are just as fucking bad and have rejected reason entirely in favor of absurdity. It should concern you that BOTH political parties can just decide that words don't mean anything and THAT DECISION can starve your kids indefinitely. You might want to start thinking about murdering them and what a post government society is going to be like until we reestablish order. I'm not calling for it by any means because telling you to THINK about doing something is DIFFERENT from telling you to DO something. Right? Because we care so much about distinctions. THINK about MURDERING THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. Think about it REEEEAL hard. Fucking asshole."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
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demonic reply

When someone says something completely normal or mind blowingly cringe, and the first reply is the most unbelievable shocking shit ever
Example of a demonic reply in action:
Commenter: "lil bro started praying to skibidi toilet"
First reply: I DONT WANNA BE HEARING ANYTHING ELSE FROM U LIL MAN 💯‼️💯🗿DONT LET ME CATCH YOU ON THE STREETS 🚪🚪🦵🦵ILL BE CLAPPIN YO CHEEKS IF YO ASS AINT GORILLA GLUED SHUT MY BOY❗️👹👹
by Snorkellus November 29, 2023
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Derf demon

Being very successful at having sex through your pants at BYUI
Chase is an absolute Derf Demon
by Nav boi November 10, 2025
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Psychopathic Narcissistic Machiavellian Demons

Give me a break Jordan. You’re not going on a personal tangent, huh? Cuz Jonathan Haidt told you you weren’t. It sounds like you are. It sounds like you are acting out your personal vendettas against someone anonymous instead of “acting out” you’re “belief” in God. How are you not doing the same thing as the woke types right now?
Hym “See.... Didn’t you say part of the problem with people not standing up to the whole mob was that people didn’t agree but they were keeping quiet for fear of people coming after them? But with your new stance on anonymity it seems to be the case that that’s what you want. You want people to be subject to the same sort of fear except in the other direction. You’re not better than the trans-activists. ‘BE NICE TO ME OR ELSE I’LL WEILD THE SYSTEM AGAINST YOU!’ Just like the retard and those whores at the group home. You’re all the fucking same. And I’m the coward? How? You know who I am. Actually. Psychopathic Narcissistic Machiavellian Demons? So melodramatic. You’re a fucking wacko. Let’s see it. Let’s see how far you’re willing to go. Conflict avoidant bitch.”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
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feisty cum demon

a very annoying child in a public place
look at that feisty cum demon it's running around being loud

dropkick it now
by not-a-cat-eater123 September 14, 2022
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Astral Demon

A male or female who can not control themselves after midnight
I heard jacob was a astral demon.
Yea, i had no idea Rachel was an astral demon
by UnknownUser!54 June 4, 2020
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