cousin

someone who is just a complete asshole

my cousin is an asshole

by _ramenoodles_ June 15, 2019

Scheme cousins

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.

That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.

by Joe Smiff May 14, 2024

13.5-tuple-fourth-cousin

13.5-tuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-seven great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My 13.5-tuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ABGR June 9, 2021

Second Cousin

A Second Cousin is when your Niece/Nephew has Children, Their Children are your Second Cousin(s)

N/A 1: Did you know we're Second Cousin?

N/A 2: No, I didn't!

by QU33N1E August 4, 2022

cousin leonard

He is the sexiest human being on earth and with the largest black cock the size of 3 football fields

All the men looooovee Cousin Leonard

by hotdaddy301 November 22, 2021

Cousin Tax

Cousin tax is money owed to your favorite cousin when doing well in life

Bradley gave me cousin tax cause i’m his favorite

by unlined treasure June 8, 2024

octuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and sixteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Octuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024