A self-centered, hypocritical, sadistic man who blames all appalling and cruel behavior on some imagined disease. Posessing a false sense of security about his sexual prowess. Extremely arrogant but lacking considerably in talent and intelligence.
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One of the coolest motherfuckers you will EVER meet, giving, caring, a truly one of a kind man..... AND HAS A BIG DICK!!
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Q:Where is Brandon?
A: Probably over there on that jumping castle. If not there, check the seesaw or tire swing.
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Q:Where is Brandon?
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