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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.
That Honky is a piss bottle hoarder! I’m not going in there anymore!
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
mugGet the Piss Bottle Hoardermug.

bottle

doctor: good morning, what's the problem gggirl?
patient: I have a bottle stuck in my butt
doctor: I can't do anything about it, don't do that
by gggggirl November 23, 2021
mugGet the bottlemug.

Buxton bottle on car

When a man places a Buxton bottle of water on a automobile he sentences him to a duel. It is derived from the Fenghou; a mad dog like creature that deals havoc to all those around.
Ah , you left man on the log

We’ll see about that

*Places Buxton Bottle on Car*
by Balaboy May 26, 2020
mugGet the Buxton bottle on carmug.

carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.
by pdtd April 9, 2022
mugGet the carrot and a bottlemug.

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.
I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.
by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018
mugGet the Bottled twatermug.

Bottle Grabber

Bottle grabber is a young guy that likes older men.
1. Youngin over there is a Bottle Grabber.
2. I want a Bottle Grabber to find me as attractive as I find them.
by Shortybig January 19, 2015
mugGet the Bottle Grabbermug.

bottling the home brew

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.
Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...
by inbrambles January 18, 2013
mugGet the bottling the home brewmug.

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