Chalk.Blonde 

The 2nd greatest band to hail from Waterford ever, behind pins n needles of course.

Person 1: " God I love Chalk.Blonde the greatest band to ever hail from Waterford y'know?"
Person 2: "Yes I too love chalk.blonde Omg Charlie is So HOT!!! Are you going to their gig in electric avenue"
Person 1: "I prefer Joseph honestly"

Chalk.Blonde by The willow wisp April 1, 2024

toe blonde 

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.

hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know

toe blonde by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024

bleach blonde butch body 

aka Marjorie Taylor Greene body

"I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?

bleach blonde butch body by cogncierge May 18, 2024

bleach blonde bad built butch body 

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.

Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"

bleach blonde bad built butch body by Powerfoe May 22, 2024

Dumb Blonde Bitch 

A dumb blonde bitch is a girl who is very thick and has blonde hair. Often short little gremlins who will steal your food as they are fat. Makes a good friend, probably has autism, not the best at maths.

OI FACK OFF YE DUMB BLONDE BITCH!

Dumb Blonde Bitch by rizzlerskibiddigyatt May 30, 2024

bleach blonde bad built butch body 

A comeback at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from Rep. Jasmine Crockett, that wonderfully explains the absolute dumbass that believes in jewish space lasers starting wildfires.

Rep. Crockett: “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”

bleach blonde bad built butch body by QueenOfTheNight_ May 30, 2024

Puta blonde

1. A “bottle blonde” — someone who dyes their hair blonde cheaply and obviously.

2. A cheap or promiscuous woman.

3. (Derogatory, especially along the U.S./Mexican border) Describing a woman as a streetwalker or prostitute who dyes her hair blonde cheaply and obviously.

¡Ay! ¡Ella es una puta blonde!

Marjorie Taylor Greene carries herself like she’s a puta blonde!

Puta blonde by carpbear June 19, 2024