Battle Bus

A vehicle that defys all laws of physics by transporting 100 people in a 30 seater bus through the air being propelled by an oversized balloon. At random intervals some passengers chose to vacate the bus to their inevidable doom.

Most passengers of this bus are virgins or going through a divorce.
I'm leaving you Insert your name here All you ever do is circle jerk your friends on that Battle Bus
by Dailystraw July 09, 2019
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Battle Bus

Battle Bus

Slang term used within certain parts of the Fortnite community mostly by children and immature teenagers.
The term can be used to refer to one's penis / genitals.
"I spend the night at Stacey's house last night, she totally rode my Battle Bus."~
by Heliping May 03, 2024
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Shwaap Battle

A mock-fight that occurs when a shwaap is countered by another shwaap. A Shwaap Battle doesn't end until one side surrenders or dies of boredom.
I shwaaped my friend after a bad 'your-mom' joke and we ended up in a Shwaap Battle.
by Zeke Freeman February 09, 2010
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battle shower

A brisk freshening up including (but not limited to) application of perfume, quick cleaning of armpits, a change of clothes, or any other quick remedy aimed at reducing smells or sights that would indicate one's presence in battle.
Lorelai needs a battle shower to cover up the growing stench.
by Dense July 07, 2011
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Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
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minecraft battle pass

when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.
by shouldnt have started existing January 13, 2023
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battle beaver

A person who uses a controller to play video games
Little Timmy is a battle beaver
by Kdogthepenguin October 24, 2023
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