Bandit

The type of guy to steal your girl. And just do everything better than you did.

You: *breaks up with GF*

Bandit: *gets with your girl*

EX-GF: "OMG! You are so much better than my ex! I love you!"

You: "Bruh"

by kingknb July 4, 2020

dookie bandit

A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.

Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

nipple bandit

When someone has 3 or more nipples, suggesting that they have stolen their extras ones from someone else

That guy on the beach today must’ve been a really good nipple bandit, he had like, 3 extras

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 15, 2023

Bic Bandit

Proper noun / someone who steals a bic product from another.

Dude: did you take my lighter?
Dude’s homie: oh shit yea I did
Dude: bic bandit 😒

by Worstdressedwriter May 13, 2024

bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store

That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.

by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018

Bandit SicKly Ghostwell

This man is known for bashing Allan Michael Latempa cross social media and watch out mikey messes arounds with children on social media

Bandit SicKly Ghostwell

by Bandit Sickly Ghostwell April 4, 2024

Screwdriver Bandit

Screwdriver bandit ,
the infamous screwdriver bandit also known as lendi is a clapped albo yute thats known for being a pussio and getting bagged with a screwdriver, hes also known for chatting to underaged gyal

oh shit look its the screwdriver bandit

by Pidhi Bukur July 10, 2022