tool

anyone who says "nanners"

that fucking tool Brian told me to suck him nanners.

by York Boy July 10, 2010

Tool

A guy named Chad.

Tool alert. (Translation: Chad alert.).

by Alppl July 20, 2014

Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.

"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."

by TrilliASF September 24, 2022

tool

A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.

Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!

by chinoloco23 February 16, 2022

Tool

An arse who is so stupid that others can easily use him/her with other him/her even realizing it. Someone who says that Avril Lavigne is a tool.

People who hate Avril Lavigne or Good Charlotte are tools.

by xSisterxGrimmx April 13, 2009

fair tool

a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest

Jayden is a fair tool sir

by Mikki93 February 4, 2008

Tool

Someone who's stupid & doesn't use common sense.
Someone who tries to hard.
An idiot, someone who is used by other people.
Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.
Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.
Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.

Matt Steward is a complete tool.

by Rachhhheelllll January 4, 2009