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Lauren Marie

Typically a girl who has no ass, pepperoni lookin nips, Lauren will steal your man with a snap of a finger,more worried about her looks and her phone then having a good time. Don’t even get me started about her 5$ makeup that she cakes on her face. Nice mascara daddy long legs. She steals her best friends mans. And will make out with anyone within a 5 ft radius. Having Lauren as a friend will ruin your life.
Lauren Marie not a good decision maker
by Phaser chaser July 1, 2019
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Lauren

Lauren is a horrible driver
by KRMSH September 18, 2025
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Laurens

Laurens is someone who looks like a girl but is actually a boy
Person 1: Hey have you seen that girl over there
Person 2: Yes, I’ve seen her, she’s so hot
Person 1: Wait what??! It’s actually a boy
Person 2: O no, that’s such a Laurens
by Notjustsomeguy November 26, 2021
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Lauren

Lauren is a very cute but stubborn girl, one might even refer to her as "schattig". She might act like a mum most of the time but deep down she is actually quite the brat. Lauren is overall a harmless creature tho she can become quite dangerous while drunk. Keep a her away from the booze at all costs. All with all she is a real sweetheart so lads find yourself a Lauren while you still can.
"Omg she never listens to a word i say, she is such a Lauren".

Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
by Dion_Maybe July 10, 2018
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Lauren

The warmest, nicest, cutest, sexiest, most fun and amazing human being to ever grace this planet. She lights up any room she walks into, and literally everyone that meets her loves her. She names her plants and her stuffed animals, and gives great massages. She loves dogs just as much as you do, and she’s an amazing cuddler. She doesn’t know it, but she’s really the strongest person you know. You’re obsessed enough with her that you write Urban Dictionary definitions of her name when you’re high. You love her to the moon and back. You can’t wait to see her next weekend.
I love you, Lauren
by westcoastboy November 22, 2021
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Lauren Hookway

The little girl with the huge heart,

this girl may be far from perfect and believe me she knows it, although sometimes she may act as a bit of a bitch, this is the one girl that will help you no matter what. This is the one girl you can trust with your life, she may not be the beautiful'est on the outside, but on the inside she's all gold.
Person1# who the fuck does she think she is?

Person 2# shes Lauren Hookway
by Earth. August 6, 2012
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Lauren

Extremely annoying. Has YN complex. Also extremely short and tends to not have eyebrows. Tends to be too preppy for existence
Person 1: Ugh Lauren is coming over
Person 2: quick, hide. I don’t want to talk to Lauren.
by Supervenom May 1, 2023
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