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stair tool 

Metal tool that is about three inches wide and looks like a chizel. Used to crease carpet under the nose of a step and at the bottom of the raiser before tacking the carpet down with a staple gun. Often used with a hammer to crease thicker carpets. Also used to tuck edges of the carpet under the base-board during carpet installations in rooms.
carpet installer 1: "pass me the stair tool so I can start on the stairs."

carpet installer 2: "Que? No comprendo, como se dice en espanol?"

stair tool by Bored Soldier April 8, 2009
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Powerhungry tool 

A person who acts as if he is better than someone else and abuses power, namely the banhammer.
Dan: I'm 1337, bitch.
Tracy: You powerhungry Tool.
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Hand Tool 

A person who is a tool but is generally a substandard one. Similar to the concept of a gump.
Hand Tool by Naked Penguin March 30, 2010

Tumblr Tool 

People who believe everything on the internet originated from Tumblr.
Chelsey Hines is a Tumblr Tool.
Tumblr Tool by Maggothair August 31, 2013

thunder tool 

Sticking a long metal pole, that was recently struck by lightning, down either your dick hole or a vag.
“Please let me stick a thunder tool down your great divide?”
thunder tool by Lkot December 21, 2017

ePic GAmER TOoL 

A tool that was sent down from the gods of Minecraft.
Kid 1: Ay bRo guEsS whaT.
Kid 2: WhAt?
Kid 1: I GOT AN ePic GAmER TOoL!
Kid 2: HoLy CrAp!

oneal tool

an imcompetant asshole, usually a male in the oneal junior class, who's life is so vapid they feel they must resort to quazi-analyzing the relationship of the only reasonable females in their grade for entertainment purposes, jealousy or an attempt to prove their apathetic nature to other males, which in reality is found lacking.
Nick, weston, and mike are the ideal oneal tools because their lives lack individuality and excitement, and therefore they feel they must all joke about the only reasonable girls in their grade, so that their relationships with each other are classically strengthened by putting others down.
oneal tool by FATJANET February 18, 2004