Moon Gooning

The process of jerking off during a full moon.

Bro you should try moon gooning it was awesome.

by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024

gooning rig

A dedicated seating arrangement used for the sole purpose of gooning

Mike purchased an expensive massage chair to be used as a gooning rig

by JerimiahCheslton February 14, 2025

Gooning

When you stroking that shit

Damn I be gooning my shit hit it 6 times today now its raw

by Re7lly August 21, 2025

Mountain gooning

Gooning on the top of a mountain, mostly with a group, and ending with a circle jerk

Hey Thomas! You wanna go mountain gooning later with me and John?

by Eieh June 28, 2025

Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.

Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life

by ketamine1 March 6, 2015

Hate-gooning

To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.

Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.

by Jarjarbonks June 15, 2024

Femboy Goon Cage

A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.

Guy 1: i will put you in a Femboy Goon Cage.
Guy 2: Im not even a femboy!
Guy 1: I dont care.

by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025