Flat on your side

Term used in reference to laying on your side in bed, in between laying flat on your back and flat on your stomach

You are laying flat on your side

by BigC2018 May 23, 2018

big flat balls

your gay and have no balls

big flat balls means nobalsnodic

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 2, 2022

kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.

Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...

by ranocchio May 5, 2023

Flat Tire

Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore

I just gave Riley a flat tire!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!

Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025

Flat

can be a term used for a phone as in the battery is dead

Person 1: “can you send me that?”
Person 2: “no my phone is flat”

by lizoge January 30, 2021