by Meangean June 5, 2014
Get the fairy crabsmug. by Chupacabra69dude December 4, 2024
Get the Reverse tooth fairymug. An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.
"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"
by Justamazedtheygetaway April 19, 2023
Get the fairy cottage broheimmug. 
a male, that is usually small or skinny, who is effeminate in nature and/or appearance, usually primping, preening, flexing and doing duck lips in front of the mirror saying shit like "hey pretty boy, you like what you see~?" before winking and doing a gay ass little fairy hop or twirl, then awkwardly shuffling out of the bathroom like nothing happened, but there is usually an old woman occasionally throwing awkward glances in his direction because she heard everything.
john: hey jacob, did you see logan yesterday? he's such a fairy boy!
jacob: yeah man, *chuckles* the way he fluttered his eyelashes at me, i think he wants me bro-
john: ayooo!!! give him james charles' number dude!
jacob: yeah man, *chuckles* the way he fluttered his eyelashes at me, i think he wants me bro-
john: ayooo!!! give him james charles' number dude!
by prickstabber69420 July 23, 2024
Get the Fairy Boymug. by Lintinyoureye April 5, 2017
Get the Fairy Whispmug. by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
Get the redneck fairy-talesmug.