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The End of the World 

As fortold by Philip DeFranco, The world will end it 2012 when the Vampire Robot Nazis who are also Zombies attack. The obvious way to stop this attack would be Chuck Norris, but unfortunately he too is a Vampire robot Nazi who is also a zombie.

In the struggle to save the world, dolphins with laserbeams on their heads will team up with Flying Raptor Jesus to defeat Chuck Norris and the Vampire Robot Nazis who are also zombies. The battle with be close, but in the end we will lose and everyone will die. The end.
"Everyone knows the only thing that can defeat a vampire robot nazi that is also a zombie AND Chuck Norris is flying Raptor Jesus. And I dont mean to be a cynic or anything but I dont think Flying raptor jesus is going to come to our aid" - The End of the World
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The Waldos 

A group of pot-smokers in the 70's in San Rafael High School, in the U.S.. They were most famous for inventing 420. This was origionally because they met on certain days at 4:20PM to smoke pot. It caught others' attention, and became a codeword for pot.
See 420 for more information about the Waldos.
The Waldos by Lexeh May 2, 2006

Fuck the white bitch

"Yo mang grab the llello, it's time to go fuck the white bitch."

"Mendon was all shitty from fucking the white bitch all night long."

the world 

said to be ran by just a few rich satanist buttholes
can't someone just kill those cocksuckers?
the world by common sense March 24, 2005

Ridin the wave 

Consuming a mixture of Walmart's Coconut Wave and alcohol. Alcohol is known as your surfboard, when you are getting low it is known as a low tide, and pasing out is known as wiping out.
Man, did you know Joel and Sean are ridin the wave!
Ridin the wave by jsoeealndiaz August 16, 2011

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the most beautiful girl in the world 

The one that you love and care about, the one that you will never ever betray. The one girl in your kife that you know will always be with you and will never hurt you in any way. She will be the one that you think about every moment of every day, and you will always look forward to being with her. You will never lie to her and will give your very heart and soul to her. If she is the one most beautiful girl in the world, she will take your secrets, your sorrows, your joys, your very heart and soul, and she will keep it safe and cherish it forever. She will always love you and you should always love her back. She should be the one that you will always be there for. Treat her like she is a goddess and never turn away, because if you do, she might vanish forever. Do all of this, because beauty is not just skin deep, it is what you do with her that makes her beautiful. Make this choice wisely, because iif you don't, you might ruin your whole life. Make a good decision like i have. I am inspired to say this because of the most beautiful gerl in the world to me. I love you Ashley!

Love,

William
Guy 1: Dude, who is the most beautiful girl in the world to you?
Guy 2: Man, its gotta be Ashley!