Asian Speedway

Its when you get a PVC pipe and put it in her snatch. Then roll a toy car into it.

"Man i gave her an Asian speedway, she was so loose!"

by THeeeshittt August 10, 2009

Asian kiss

The act of sexual submission where one lover kisses and massages his or her partner's anus using lips and tongue.

"...kneeling, she bent her head lower and gave him the Asian Kiss, the ultimate act of obeisance and submission."

by BoomBang385 June 26, 2009

Inner Asian

A force every person has inside. It makes you do things and wear stuff that the weird Asian man wearing toms with socks on does.

Person: Man I love that Pokemon backpack you're wearing.

2nd Person: Thanks I'm embracing my inner Asian

by WHO INVENTED INNER ASIAN? ME! December 22, 2010

asian tank

A large man with a small dick of an asian that goes down on really hot women

Dude for like the past week youve been an asian tank.

by GMcdee June 28, 2008

asian goggles

when a man puts his balls over somebody's eyes.

brighton denison gave a man asian goggles.

by brighton denison January 22, 2010

what the asian

A phrase said to state that one is in total disbelief or confusion as to what has happened, or what is happening.

Girl//Guy walking beside you :
"I'm gay and love meatballs."
You:
"WHAT THE ASIAN?!?"

by Sallie_ik November 10, 2007

asian dressing

When an asian girl has her period on your pubes, then she licks it off.

Keiths mom gave me some asian dressing, it was great

by Jimmy the best August 18, 2011