Text Sniping

The act of noticing someone who you know in a crowd or some other public situation and sending them a text from an unknown position referring to something which they are doing at the time e.g. "Reading by the lakeside, how very avant garde" this simulates the 'shot out of nowhere' effect of a sniper.

<Maria is having coffee>
Scott: (unseen by Maria) <observes Maria from a distance and sends a text> "ooh two sugars, bit of a sweet tooth aren't you?"

Maria: <checks phone and begins looking around aimlessly> replies "where are you?"

Scott: "I'm text sniping, so you have to guess"

by CHC-RPK March 23, 2011

Text abuse

When u use emojis in snapchat or tect that scare People

🧶😃🧶😃🧶😃 stop text abuse me now

by Nicky new August 20, 2019

Text Hog

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.

That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.

by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018

Tard-Text

When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.

Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.

John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?

Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?

John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.

by halesnaxlors January 10, 2011

texting shuffel

When you are walking and texting at the same time so a shuffle from side to side occurs.

dude quit doing the texting shuffel you keep stepping on me

by holly_340 November 22, 2011

Text Opera

A long series of texts sent in rapid succession, usually about a dramatic or sad topic.

"David just sent me a text opera. I think something must have happened between him and his partner."

by laurenlynnea September 6, 2016

toriumi texting

When no matter how long or interesting a text or subject matter the male texter presents, the female texter responds with timid responses.

man dat bitch be toriumi texting me

by karlg July 20, 2009