Kevin the short kid

Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)
Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)
by Ummm nose November 27, 2018
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Short-Haired Porcupine

When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.

Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.
by Pronema January 22, 2011
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Short-Term Nut

When you're reminiscing about how nice of a nut you had and you try and remember what you nutted to, but you completely forget. And then you spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember but you just can't. Then you start hallucinating, thinking you found the video, but it's just another amateur rip off where the thot is clearly in her 40's.

>Not to be confused with the Mandela Nut.
"Hey man, I could hear you through the wall, that sounded liked a pretty good nut. Can you tell me the video?"
"Oh sure, It's uh... It's uh..."
"Sounds like short-term nut to me."
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
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short Ghanaian briefcase

To refer to someone who is short with a big bum, love of eggs and attitude
Look at you, short Ghanaian briefcase. Kmt
- Uma
by TheUma August 25, 2022
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short skinny penis

Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.
I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick
by uniquepenis November 13, 2015
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Short Nigga Syndrome

Short Nigga Syndrome, only applies to guys named Caleb because Caleb is a short person name.
Caleb has Short Nigga Syndrome
by Aswan’s April 02, 2022
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bombay short circuit

Poking one’s finger up one’s date whilst earnestly pumping one’s fist.
Johnno was engaged testing out a Bombay Short Circuit in the shower.
by Johnny Flange August 15, 2022
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