The Tommy Effect

When you date somebody named Tommy your hair becomes greasier and your face becomes spottier, in addiciton you could become more hated by people in your school. This lasts during the relationship to 2 months after the break up,

Im so mad rn, i look a state bc of the tommy effect.

by graceyhatesu January 7, 2024

Tommy Wiggler

a relatively large penis that is slightly smaller than a Johnny Dangler

“Everyone said James was hung, but I didn’t know he had a Tommy Wiggler.”

by qoda553 February 12, 2020

tommy shooters

When someone has diarrhoea or the “shits”

Harvey mate i got the tommy shooters

by Gonnorsgary December 14, 2018

tommy epstein

a pedo on the famous anonymous app antiland

tommy epstein always tried talking to little boys and girls, he was a creep

by thertealwebertXD December 17, 2023

Out Tommy Lee Jones

To spread a rumor which may not be true. Taken from Tom Segura’s anecdote about his dad and Tommy Lee Jones, where he finds out that he has incorrectly been telling people that Tommy Lee Jones is gay because Tom’s father misinformed Tom

I don’t want to out Tommy Lee Jones here, but I heard that John is having an affair

by SteamyLugNutz August 2, 2021

tommy

to make harder or more complicated

I tommyed up the test

by timmmmmmmmmmmmmery tommmmmmery March 7, 2023

Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.

Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same

by papijohn November 21, 2017