puss house

The biggest pussy you know. If people were measured by their character, and that character could be stored in boxes, the “Puss House” would need an entire dwelling to store his boxes labeled “bitch tits and chicken shits.”

“Is Chad really going home with that hot girl?”
“Not a chance. Chad’s a fucking puss house.”

by Daddy Slack June 15, 2021

house crash

The same thing as home wrecking

"Josh felt bad, he totally house crashed Emma and her boyfriend last night, he hopes Emma doesn't tell him."

by brian6015 October 4, 2017

Jump House

A phase to call someone that has been fucked multiple times by multiple people mainly African American in a rented house or apartment.

Dude, Kevin was messed up in that Jump House last night.

He should try the Jump Van next time.

by BigDaddyBlazeIt420 September 21, 2016

the doll house

A prison for woman inmates.

Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?

"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."

by mike87111 April 16, 2014

House afire

An event that occurs with a significant and unexpected amount of force. A dramatic reaction to an action.

This phrase is often used to comically amplify the severity of a chemical reaction between non-metals in the field of Chemistry

"If we had chlorine available to add to the octene, it would react like house afire!"

by The Noob Chemist February 16, 2013

Red housing

When you round house on your period

I'm going to be red housing all over your face

by Roseangel May 10, 2018

Hitting a House

What happens to idiot longboarders who don't know how to stop when they find a culdesac.

Longboarder #1: "Duddeeeee, did you see Ian's face? He had a neck brace and everything. What happened?"

Longboarder #2: "Lol, I taped the tard hitting a house yesterday. It'll be on Youtube later."

by wordMunzter May 9, 2011