(n.)
1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.
2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.
2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!
2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010
Get the Texticular Cancermug. In a nutshell its League of Legends, You just open a game and everyone starts fucking you in your butthole.
by WIlliam Shakesword January 21, 2018
Get the Cancer in buttholemug. by Das nuts 69 December 22, 2022
Get the Cancermug. .
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
Get the Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.mug. this phone is cancerous
by sourarcticfox February 6, 2022
Get the cancerousmug. by bruh194037 June 21, 2022
Get the Cancermug. It's a shame coronavirus didn't kill every single one of them. Those cancer cells have been wrecking havoc on the rest of the world and getting away with it for far too long.
It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.
Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.
Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?
The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.
There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.
News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.
Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.
Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?
The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.
There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.
News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022
Get the Cancermug.