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Selsun Blow

The act of receiving fellatio from an individual who just moments earlier sucked on a strongly minted candy.
I got a great Selsun Blow at the var last night. After my partner sucked on an Altoid mint, the blowjob I received was cool and tingly
by pope-i March 13, 2012
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a dutchman's blow

Blowing snot (mucus) out of one nostril while closing the other with your hand/fingers. Instead of snorting or blowing your nose in a tissue.
Wayne Rooney did a dutchman's blow during yesterday's football match while in close-up.
by Tommy Mennen May 26, 2012
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Blow Dried

The act of shooting someone with enough bullets to fully exsanguinate them.
Did you hear about Tommy Two-Time? Those punks drove up to him at Wal-Mart and blow dried him. They used like three clips each and there wasn't any blood left in his body.
by lukta October 27, 2011
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THE BLOW FISH

THE BLOW FISH. IT STARTS WITH TWO WILLING ADULTS. ONE BENT OVER AND THE OTHER PLACING THEIR MOUTH TIGHTLY ON THE OTHERS BUTTHOLE. THE OTHER WOULD THEN FART VIGOROUSLY INFLATING THE PARTICIPANTS FACE CHEEKS TO CREATE THE DESIRED LOOK OF A GIANT BLOW FISH.
JENNYS MAN GAVE HER SUCH A DELIGHT. HE GIFTED HER THE BLOW FISH, HER MOST BELOVED OCEAN FISH IN THE WORLD. THANKS DARLING.
by Briney January 19, 2023
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Mind blowing

Ronnie McNutt was a mind blowing guy
by drshallow69 August 10, 2023
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Blow Jon

Similar to a blow job but the receiver if the act laughs loudly while it is being conducted.
Yo man, this woman went down on me and I started laughing so hard. It was a crazy blow jon
by Dozey85 November 26, 2021
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came to blows

Rather than alluding to a physical altercation, this much-more-benign past event was merely where a dude ejaculated from being sucked off.
I really liked da hot chick who attended da neighborhood barbecue, and so I asked her if she'd give me some head. She agreed, but since she'd arrived with another fellow, I avoided any potential unpleasantness by asking him if he was okay with dat. He gave his consent, and so da only thing dat "came to blows" was my cock inside said cutie's mouth.
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
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