dirty jersey pawn shop

This is when a guy ask you to fist him in the ass and when you pull out he stole all your jewelry. And than he runs away.

This guy I met asked me to dirty jersey pawn shop him and I was like wtf.

by sugargirrl420 December 25, 2009

Hippity Hop to the Barber Shop

A slang phrase used to express the desire for someone else to leave. Roughly equialent to telling someone to get the hell out.

First known occurance of the phrase was on the U.S. sitcom "Scrubs", said by Dr. Cox when telling Elliot Reed to leave

Dr. Cox: Get out of here, go ahead, go, go, hippity hop to the barber shop

by Conor Clarke March 27, 2008

Recursively funded online shopping

Online shopping at work. Since the shopping is being done during work hours, any items bought are to a certain degree financed through the shopping process itself. The degree of financing stands in a direct relationship to the time spent shopping.

Vinzent spent the whole afternoon at the office with nothing but online shopping. He's doing recursively funded online shopping!

by vinz666 May 31, 2012

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.

Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.

by James Weyand November 20, 2007

Shopping with your Mom Legs

When your shopping with your mom and your legs get tired but you can't sit down. Also can happen in other places when you get fed up with being around your mom. Also includes girlfriend, sister, wife etc.

We were about to leave the mall but then my mom sees a sales rackand starts looking through it, and i got Shopping with your Mom legs right there, on the spot.

by colton3227 November 14, 2010

Stop N' Shop Johnnie

A very crazy dirty hobo that picks through trashcans, talks to everyone and gives useless advice. He also walks with a limp due to getting hit by a mack truck. you can find him walking the streets of hull and hingham, and at any liquor stores in that area. He also claims that he lives on the moon and gets there on a space monkey.

Stop N' Shop Johnnie digs through trash in the hingham/hull area on a daily basis.

by herpegonasifilus420 December 5, 2009

Going Shopping With Friends

Something teenage girls use as an excuse when really there going to give a blow job to somone

Hey mom im going shopping with friends

by Never_Gonna_Feel_The_Same April 2, 2015