pre-seasoned

When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.

Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.

by Capn C-Block April 27, 2014

Season My Own Skillet

Masturbate masturbate wank

I think I will stay in tonight and season my own skillet

by Donnia December 18, 2012

dunking season

An extended period of time that is clearly ripe for opportunities to collectively denounce someone's bad behavior, especially if the response en masse was unexpected.

I'm not surprised everyone's taking a run at Bean Dad...it's been dunking season all pandemic long.

by QB Eagles February 2, 2021

seasonize

to season something; to make seasoned

I just seasonized my food with some salt

by Tom Pardo January 25, 2005

lemon season

when your at a party and you see 3 or more couples making out

'' is it the lemon season, mate?''

by daiyuツ May 6, 2023

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023

Seasoning

To be excelling at an activity with class and grace.

Person 1: Look at her dancing... she's seasoning.

Person 2: My writing is so seasoned.

by w00dr0w w1ls0n August 1, 2024