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Race To Pee First

When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.
Scott, and I would race to pee first in the bathroom to see who would pee first.
by hoopaconfined December 11, 2019
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snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019
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race horse streaks

A race horse streak is a massive shit mark in your underwear
Hey bro, can I check out your race horse streaks
by Joejoe6921 October 4, 2019
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Drag racing

When two people go into separate bathrooms in the same house and try to win against the other in a masturbation race. The end goal is to cum before the other person without using any visual aids.
“ Hey chad! You down for some drag racing”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”
by Crotch Nazi August 14, 2019
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69-Race

A 69 race is when two people in the 69 position engage in a race to see who can make the other cum first. The winner is the one who makes the other finish first. The loser MUST finish the other person off either by hand or oral.
Person 1: Dude me and Stacey had a 69-race last night.
Person 2: Who won?
Person 1: She did so I finished her off by fingering her and eating her out.
by Oldmjim August 22, 2019
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ur race ace

The true height of modern insult, to refer to one's interlocutor's entier race as being of the asexual variety.
1: ur mom gay
2: ur granpap a trap
1: ur race ace
2: *disintegrates into a cloud of dust*
by squidward4communism May 15, 2018
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aids race

Where three or more individuals all try to get aids first
"aye yo bro I'm finna kick yo ass in our next aids race"
by Mr.fluffy face May 16, 2018
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