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Racist Definition

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Aka me. I'm sorry for defining racist stuff, please spare me yall i hope to live another day tommorow
A black person: This mf making racist definitions, we gotta bomb his house

2pacalypse DDoS tool: 123 Sesame Street

A black person: *calls gang*

1 week later

"WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!"

Ohh. Naggers, of course. : I'M SORRY
by Ohh. Naggers, of course. January 25, 2025
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Raceissist

She felt he wasn’t genuinely offended, but was instead a Raceissist who enjoyed the power that accusing others of racism gave him.
She felt he wasn’t genuinely offended, but was instead a Raceissist who enjoyed the power that accusing others of racism gave him.
by mortifedpenguin February 16, 2026
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RACIST

by ErmaageeeRd February 13, 2025
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racist bartism

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masen troy adams: dude im plogging
racist bartism: racist bartism
by bartsimpsonvincible March 12, 2025
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Racist

by vlehhh March 31, 2025
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Racist

People who seriously need to get shot are racists. Racists discriminate and treat others outside of their race differently (especially in a hateful way).
Ex 1)
African American: "Do you know where the nearest McDonald's is?"
Racist: "Are you from Africa or Jamaica?"
African American: "uhm.. I'm American.."
Racist: "IMPOSSIBLE"

*African American walks away*

Ex 2)
Latino waiter: "Can I get you a drink to start you off tonight?"
Racist: "Huh?"
Latino waiter: "Can I-"
Racist: "Oh sorry, I don't speak taco"
*Racist gets kicked out for being racist*

Ex 3)
*Asian girl just chilling at the beach*
Racist: "How can you see with those eyes of yours?"
Asian girl: "what do you-"
Racist: "CHING CHING CHONG HONG KONG SHIMMY AY"
*Asian girl goes home thinking the racist has a mental illness*
by LUV PRONOUNCED AS LOVE April 23, 2025
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Racist Mario

One of the most absurd parody videos of all time. The video depicts a Mario Kart race featuring several non-nintendo characters. Mario slowly but surely kills every one of them, even killing Yoshi and Toad in the process, and Ash Ketchum captures Sonic. Ultimately he dies to Kratos, who wins the race by default, taking Peach and Daisy as his trophies.
Characters who appear in the video include
Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario)
Anakin: Died (Fireballed)
Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.)
Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass)
Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.)
Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.)
Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic)
Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.)
Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.)
Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup)
Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end)
Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Person 1: "Wait wait wait. You mean to tell me Kratos killed Mario once?"
Person 2: "It's in the Racist Mario video. A bunch of crazy shit happens, it's great!"
by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025
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