Push ups

Nobody will mess with you if you do enough.

That guy already did 91 push ups before they even started filming his music video, you dont want to mess with that guy.

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

Canadian Push Ups

Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.

Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?

by skrtssskkkrrrttt September 20, 2020

Push ups

They're not the same when the weather is no good.

You do 15 push ups in a nor'Easter, people are still going to fuck with you when they see you, so you do at least 17 push ups in a hurricane and you keep trying to improve and do more, and work on your upper body strength.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Push

Mids, decent weed, hella crystals and half the high, light deprivation grown, half price buds 🤣

Yo is the shit you got right now some push or some pack?

by Verbale October 16, 2020

push fast

A street term for gay sex.

Guy 1: "how was your night with that guy last night"
Guy 2: "good bro"
Guy 1: "Did you guys push fast?"
Guy 2: "you know we did"

by asfdsfdgdgfhfhgfjghkuytew September 21, 2013

Pull and push

The art of masterbating while deficating.

Every morning Nazar does his morning Pull and push.

by Beanrism July 22, 2011

Oslo Push

After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.

The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.

The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.

Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”

Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”

Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”

by Randy May December 27, 2023