one pump champ

A man who has a trouser monster that rivals those of the Greek gods and is said to be able to make a female ejaculate upon initial penetration.

Wow Chris, that was amazing! You are a true one pump champ!

by The One Pump Champ November 8, 2015

glorified penis pump

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014

One Pump Stump

A one pump stump is when a male ejaculates after one pump in and out of a vagina. Also a short chode like penis.

"I had sex with the hottest girl last night to bad it was over quick because of my one pump stump"

by @ZayEatsAss February 23, 2017

Pump n’ tug

When you are hitting your girl’s pussy hard from behind in doggie and she reaches under and vigorously yanks and tugs on your flopping ball sack as you pump.

Rachel almost tore my sack off last night during a pump n’ tug. I was hitting that shit good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Pump Like Trump

1. to go big, but especially to go huge.
2. to be successful or be a success.
3. to exceed the mainstream expectation.
4. an elite form of "git r' done".
5. a form of domination

I pumped like Trump on my test, and I aced it.

When I pump like Trump, I win every time.

by whitehousetees.com November 19, 2016

Yukon pump house

Having sex in a body of water of less than 5 degrees Celsius resulting in shrinking of the penis causing an unpleasant orgasm.

Man I just had a Yukon pump house

by Yukondaddy February 8, 2021

Pump My Tires

When someone feels the need to speak highly of themselves, to increase their worth.

Person 1: Yeah, I am pretty awesome at soccer, after saving all of those goals.
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.

Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?

by WingustheDingus April 4, 2015