by foodstamp_mcgee February 16, 2020
Get the imma go foodstamp the couchmug. by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021
Get the couch piemug. a couch is the best bed you can have, some even come with leg rests and arm rest. it is comfy and amazing .
guest: "ill just sleep on the couch"
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch
by the-truth-artist567 August 28, 2018
Get the couchmug. The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.
Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017
Get the got yo couchmug. at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper
by stripper chick February 20, 2010
Get the couch hoemug. A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.
by Zocmysock January 23, 2022
Get the Couch Potatomug. What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.
by ratchattack January 5, 2016
Get the couch olympicsmug.