bean john

An idiot or a silly person the other definition is not true

Wow that kid is being a bean John

by Cool guy tobey January 22, 2018

Jelly Beaned

When a girl puts her clit on a mans forehead (teabag but for girls)

I herd Amie jelly beaned Abby last night

by Jellybeanervageener August 16, 2021

Fatty Bean

Another term for the elusive "lady boner". When a girls "bean" gets "fat" when she sees someone or something that she finds "stimulating".

Hey Shazza I just saw Kev down at the pub! God he gives me a wicked "Fatty Bean".

by Russdawg December 25, 2011

mr. bean

someone who looks like or acts like Rowan Atkinson is a comical sort of way, this person is usually cool and is fun to be around

that seth is so cool, its like he is a mr. bean

by ShittyLiddy November 10, 2009

bean dip

The act of flicking a fat kid's boob to where it jiggles, in a manner as if you were dipping a chip into bean dip.

This is usually done at places where kids gather to play Magic: The Gathering or have LAN parties.

Let's give that fattie a bean dip he'll never forget!

by Ikayama April 3, 2004

Get Beaned

A common phrased yelled at one another when throwing beans at each other on Bean Day (November 28th)

*Runs through the darkness* "GET BEANED" *Throws beans at person*

by Gunsman73 November 28, 2017

Mr Bean

Why the fuck am I afraid of the live action Mr Bean

LIKE WTF HE IS SCAWY

Mr Bean is a scary being. I’m not funny

by LackingKnowledge August 1, 2018