Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

《¤》Mhm《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》Stop《¤》It《¤》Now《¤》¡《¤》!《¤》¡《¤》mhM《¤》

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《¤》Mhm《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》Stop《¤》It《¤》Now《¤》¡《¤》!《¤》¡《¤》mhM《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

Now

fashionable or up to date.

"seventies disco dancing—very now"

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024

You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

MS NOW

The New Name For MSNBC

On August 18, 2025, it was announced that as part of the spinoff, MSNBC would rebrand as MS NOW (a backronym of "My Source for News, Opinion, and the World").

by SMPrice80 November 15, 2025

Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.

Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.

by Scribblyscrabbidydoo May 22, 2018