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Musical.ly

a) The WORST creation ever conceived by mankind

b) A pointless app where idiotic youths lip-syncs and move their cameras around to make a career out of it.

c) The only app where you're only allowed to have if you're under 13 years of age.

d) The perfect place for snobby middle-schoolers to be famous by being conventionally attractive

e) Initially the cause of modern cancer
You are a disgrace to humanity if you find Musical.ly entertaining
by Hilarious Definitions October 17, 2016
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pretty boy muscle

Muscle that serves no purpose other than to look good. Most people who have pretty boy muscle are frat boys who spend about 2 hours in the gym "repping out."

Most people confuse these tools for possessing real strength which serves to give the "pretty boy" an ego boost.

Not everyone who is ripped or lean has "pretty boy muscle" as "pretty boy muscle" is an attitude as much as it is a look. You must be a tool to have pretty boy muscle.

Characteristics of "pretty boy muscle:"

1. Lots of cuts

2. The said person usually talks more about the supplements they are on rather than their actual training.

3. Frat Boy.

4. When benching, uses a spotter that assists in the lift usually followed by the spotter saying "Yo I didn't help at all" when he basically deadlifted the bar off said person's chest. This leads to an elevated sense of confidence in the lifter as he will usually say he benches more than he actually does.

5. Usually wearing a shirt with the sides completely cut out. You know what I'm talking about.

6. NEVER works legs. They usually say "I don't want my legs to get too big" or will make any excuse to not do legs.

7. Works out in a bathing suit.

8. Eats salad when going to a fast food restaurant.

9. Gels his hair before the gym.

10. NEVER goes heavy. Everything is in the 10 rep range.

11. Goes to FSU.

12. Oh yeah, did I say frat boy?
Person 1: "Yo Kyle looks pretty strong."

Person 2: "Nah, it's just that pretty boy muscle, he is actually really weak."

Notable people with "pretty boy muscle:"

The Situation

DJ Pauly D

Ronnie

Taylor Lautner (Ladies, don't even try to defend him)

Note: Will Smith does not qualify for "pretty boy muscle" as it is reported that he bench pressed 400+ pounds while filming I, Robot. This is strength. This puts him on par with Sylvester Stallone.
by UcF_Boiii April 7, 2011
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Female Manipulator Music

If you're a female manipulator, you probably listen to stuff like Deftones, Lana Del Rey, Marina, Melanie Martinez, Mitski or The Neighborhood.

Female manipulators also have a tendency to listen to male manipulator music like Radiohead or Weezer.
Elsa: hey Sarah what song are you listening to?
Sarah: Oh it's hole in the earth by Deftones.
Elsa: PURR THATS SO FEMALE MANIPULATOR MUSIC GIRL YAS
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crack music

It's that crack music nigga. That real black music, nigga.
by J. Celebration January 17, 2007
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Crap Music

Basically most music today. Examples include: Kanye West, Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Nickelback, etc.
Mainstream Music Loving Dolt: Hey! Listen to this new Kanye West song.
Me: (angrily) Take your crap music elsewhere, more specifically to the toilet, where it belongs!!!!!!!
by Metal_Master_X April 5, 2017
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music hooker

a fucking music whore, cannot live a day without listening to music.
guy1: i forgot my ipod! FUUUCK
guy2: its not the end of the world though.

guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!

guy2: pssh music hooker
by fuckturd July 28, 2010
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Musical theater

the coolest type of hobby to have, wether you perform or just watch! Also, it's not just for nerds...I mean, kinda, however, you can both like rock, sports, reading in the corner of a library, and STILL love musical theater!
Non-cool person: "so you like musical theater, do ya? What are you, gaaay?"

Cool person: "yeah, I'm both gay, a musical theater nerd, aaaand about to kick your uncool ass."
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