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The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice
When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no
by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023
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Morgan

A bit so simple being, rather emotional but tries not to shows it. Is probably the saddest bitch you know but still keeps you up till 3am. Normally has questionable fashion choices but always stays with you, unt you still there partner of course...
‘Omg your being such a Morgan rn’

‘Your dressed like a Morgan honestly
by Odli November 1, 2020
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Morgan Funnell

a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken
Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!
by gojosgf February 27, 2021
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morgan affleck

The most amazing person ever. A Morgan Affleck is athletic, smart, bilingual, kind, and a bit sassy. She can be a total bitch but she is really totally sweet. She is funny and doesn't care what people think about her. Any guy is lucky to have a Morgan Affleck. When people see her they always go like, "hey it's Morgan, let's say Hi!! HIII!!! Basically she is just the bomb.com
"Hey look, it's Morgan Affleck! Hiiiii!!"
by David Greyman January 17, 2014
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Morgane

Morgane is a France name and Morganes are always Pretty, funny, crazy, weird, foodlovers.
Morganes are the best persons on earth, together with her best friend their unstoppable and crazy. Their the best friends you can wish for and I love them.
MORGANES ARE THE BEST FRIENDS ON EARTH
by GOBESTFRIEND March 21, 2017
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Morgan

Being depressed, but always goes the extra mile to make someone happy. Puts on a happy face to deceive everyone of how broken he really is.
Yo, don't be like a Markel, be like a Morgan
by Low-key dead inside March 4, 2019
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morgan

morgan is the most annoing person you will ever meet. she thinks that she is the best and if you get coplaments she will say they were just being nice. she will act like she owns anything and will allways argue over nothing.
morgan is a narssistic girl
by naramina May 15, 2022
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