minecraft

block.

bruh.

(minecraft)

by BraceletGodLordofCoom October 31, 2021

Minecraft

The one thing a virgin can't say no too.

-Joe the dinner is getting cold , and your brother and i have been waiting for 10 minutes for you to come down.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.

by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018

Minecraft

''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)

Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude

by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017

Minecraft Games

I'm not talking about Minecraft minigames like Bedwars, just so you know.
A semi-common misconception of Minecraft that typically gets used by adults.

Example: Students, please stop talking about your Minecraft Games.

by CitrusNilla February 5, 2021

Minecraft player

A fucking cool ass guy who is on the game 24/7

A Minecraft player is cool

by Kkdiidieutuwhwhdj April 14, 2021

Minecraft

It is nostalgia.

It is relaxing.
It is easy and complex.
It is fun.
Music is soft and comfortable, especially the C418's
I have built many buildings and towns,
enjoying it with villagers and chickens.
I played survival with my friends, gather resources,

built our homeland,

traveled many places,

beaten the dragon and wither together, has become friends with dogs and cats.
I play it when I am bored,

when I am happy,
when I am sad,
days and days.
And so much more...
Everything is a "was" though

I miss Minecraft 1.12.2 during 2017

That is Minecraft, my favorite game ever

by PolyMoster April 30, 2022

Minecraft

The best game ever

Minecraft is Love, Minecraft is Life (This is a splash text from an april fools update)

by Smart People of Earth November 26, 2019