zombie mask

Noun.

While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.

Syn. houdini

Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.

by SuzaK April 18, 2006

Mud Mask

When a person shits in a womens vagina and then eats her out.

Last night I gave her a Mud Mask and my face still smells like shit.

by Manotaur December 30, 2007

x marks the spot

You let cookies and cream ice cream melt in your mouth, reserving a large cookie piece. Each person in the circle sticks out their tongues and the person with the largest cookie piece, or x marks the spot, wins the round.

Kelly: Your cookie is bigger than mine.
Shannon: X marks the spot!

by sarah ridiculous October 16, 2007

Masksexual

An individual who derives so much excitement and pride from wearing their covid-19 mask, The experience some level of sexual arousal.

Yo, did you see that masksexual strap that face diaper on? It's like he's single-handedly defeating covid by wearing it.

by Rookie Sensation July 22, 2022

mankshaw

someone who has no reproductive organs (no penis or vagina),they reproduce asexually, are very annoying and are generally short.
dont tell a mankshaw what the definition is otherwise their head will explode

wow blair is such a mankshaw

by yourrgod October 21, 2008

macksimum

the maximum amount of hitting on a girl, borderline rape.

Charlie Sheen was macking to the macksimum when he date raped that girl.

by zazman09 December 7, 2010

Marks mum Sylvia

Big busty milf who does anything for her little boy. Likes to fuck his friends

Oh man marks mum Sylvia the busty milf of a mum gives the best blow jobs

by Theknowitall786 June 10, 2018