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molly, u are marney

fuck u :)
molly....i mean marney how are u, i dont care
by _yes_i_made_this_ January 25, 2021
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mollie and jack

Mollie and jack are the best couple ever they are so cute they will last for ever mollie loves jack and jack loves mollie and they will love each other til the very end they need each other to be happy jack makes mollie the luckiest girl ever and same with jack if mollie lost jack she be so upset and broken and if jack lost mollie he would be broken Aswel they are each other purposes
Mollie and jack are the best couple
by Unicorns and puppy’s February 28, 2021
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Molly

An uninformed and questionably motivated member of the community whom seeks to prevent the very interventions and the professionals providing such interventions that would resolve their concerns with a pressing social issue located in their immediate community. Similar to the "concerned citizen", Mollies are specifically known for their confrontational and dehumanizing attitude towards marginalized populations (ie. the unhoused, sex workers, substance users, and minorities) while simultaneously feigning concern and presenting themselves as part of the solution. Mollies are not known to be inherently stupid, but more often than not, they are intentionally dense and reflect a malicious willful ignorance that is irrational towards evidence-based practices employed by professionals to resolve the very issues that the Molly feels emotionally attached to.
I went to the city park today to provide case management services to the unhoused that live in tents when a Molly that was picking up trash yelled at me and told me that 1.) It was obvious that I didn't know how to do my job because no one was leaving the park and getting into housing right at that immediate moment; 2.) She pays taxes and this is her park; 3.) SOME of "these People" are human beings that she alone cares about; 4.) Substance users and the mentally ill are dangerous and need to be locked because that's what Tucker Carlson says; and 5.) I'm going to call your supervisor.
by Jack Trainer April 27, 2021
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Molly Oasis

The definition of sensuality mixed with class. She can dance and sing and is so witty, she will have you laughing all night. She will take you somewhere you didn't even know exists and make you forget how dark and cruel this world can be. She is like a drug and a beautiful place to rest your weary soul all in one. You wouldn't dare hurt her or anyone she loves because somehow it will come back on you and you will be sure to regret it.
"Did you see Molly Oasis last Saturday?"
"Yeah it was like a dream."
by Jjrandstone May 3, 2021
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Molly G's

"Wow, he's such a Molly G's!"
by 2hn November 9, 2012
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Molly Magpie

That teacher is such a molly magpie. She just keeps talking and talking.
by maisto July 1, 2012
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Surprise Molly

A game involving MDMA.

First off you assemble some sort of list with the names of all the people who want to participate in "Surprise Molly". After, gather up enough people to join, they need to sign some sort of waiver and agree on a set amount of molly. Then you write everyone`s name on different pieces of paper and put the papers in a hat. Then everyone comes together and each person takes a piece of paper. This is your "Surprise Molly" target.

Once you receive you receive your "Surprise Molly" target, you have two weeks to attack. You must find some sort of way to get your "Surprise Molly" target to take molly without knowing. For example: put the molly in food and get your "Surprise Molly" target to eat it. The goal is to have your "Surprise Molly" target roll in a good environment (perhaps a party?) successfully without knowing. The only time in which you can talk about molly with your "Surprise Molly" target is if they approach you and ask if they`re on molly. You reply with just a "yes" or "no".

If you do not get your "Surprise Molly" target to consume molly unknowingly, then you lose and do not move on to the next round. You repeat this process once every two months (or one or three etc). You play until there is one person left. They are the "Surprise Molly" champion.
Rick: Yo, let`s get the gang to start up a game of surprise molly!

Darren: Yeah man, great idea!
by ¢!0µ∂ October 18, 2013
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