Icy Mikey

i·cy Mikey   ahy-see Show IPA
adjective, i·ci·er, i·ci·est of Mikey
1.
The act of producing a bowel movement in a Wendy's "to go bag" and placing the shit wrapped in the bag in the freezer. Wait two and a half months. Then remove it with care from the wrapping, and fuck the shit out of the bitch that cheated on you or fucked with your head or emotions in any such manor.

My wife was pregnant but it turned out not to be mine, it was Gregs kid, Greg is my pet cat... So I gave her a good old fashioned Icy Mikey

by vanXname October 6, 2012

Mackey

someone who acts stupid but they still have big boobs.

damn that girl was a mackey! i dont care how dumb she is she has the most amazing body ever!

by titsanyomous. March 7, 2009

Mikey

A cigarette butt or if used as "mikeys" cigarette butts

hey man ima craving, you got any mikeys at your crib?
dude can I mikey that when you're done?

by dcb42000 November 21, 2010

Mikey-G

Straight outta NB, this rapper, Mikey-G has finnaly arrived and is ready to share his musical masterpieces with the WORLD. Teamed up with Chrispy there's no stoppin Mikey-G from makin it to the top, to forever be known as the Greatest MC of all time.
myspace.com/mikeygfromnb

Hot Girl 1 - Yo, u heard Mikey-G's new track?
Hot Girl 2 - I know, i wanna bang him so bad!

by Mikey-G69 October 25, 2008

Mikey

A person that can be a douche bag sometimes. Usually very muscular.
A Mikey almost always has either a giant cock or a small cock.
Usually a male

P.S. usually uses the word slut and whore. Occasionally will use the word slor.

Damn, that nigga look like he could qualify to be a Mikey!

by ILfdsak December 8, 2011

mikey's mom

to violenty eat a woman out while shaking your head. while making a bluh bluh bluh sound

i walked down stairs to get a drink of water to see my mom doing a mikey's mom

i went all mikey's mom on cassie

by mdchsgumps March 6, 2010

Mikey

a cool, awesome, straight guy. but somtimes he acts a little gay. he is absolutely amazing, however it is a proven fact that 94% of all men named mikey have small to average size penis's (5-6 in) . hes not that good in bed. amateur, goes to soon. but romantic none-the-less.

girl 1: did you have fun ?

girl 2: no he was a Mikey.

by hedley566 February 4, 2010