Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.
by Jowuhepona69 March 01, 2017
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mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female
I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight
by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023
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load of timber

To take a poop
by chippers25 January 21, 2017
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loaded secret

When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.
(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)

JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.

EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
by bucky242 January 07, 2012
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Loading Level Instance

Game developers met with the phrase "Loading Level Instance" for excessive periods of time should interpret this precisely equally to having been told to go fuck themselves.
by Delscorcho April 14, 2022
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loser loaded

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser
"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"

"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."
by Doff-doff October 21, 2013
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loads in mouth

It’s how many deposits of seman you have placed in your mouth. Also known as LIM score.
Casey has a loads in mouth aka (LIM) score of 1.
by Ridgeway42 February 16, 2022
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