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Gurtinkurt’s law

The idea that through using mental gymnastics, any stance can be made to seem hypocritical.
Person 1: “well actually if you think about it, that’s really hypocritical

Person 2: “You know, this is a perfect example of Gurtinkurt’s law”
by Queella February 9, 2021
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law of aviation

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
by Land00 November 6, 2020
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Gynters Law

Gynter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"
"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Gynters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians
by Lampost88 April 21, 2022
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Law-and-ordering

When 2 or more people are walking/sauntering side by side across a hallway or walkway, impeding the progress of those around them.
I crossed the street to avoid the group of people law-and-ordering the sidewalk.

We walked single file down the busy street, as to not law and order the sidewalk.
by Hufflepriest January 31, 2019
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Dowlings law

A law that is simplified and is able to be used through out gas equations.
P1V1/N1T1=P2V2/N2T2 this the the Dowlings law in simplest form
by Student66 May 10, 2014
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Huxley’s Law

Huxley’s Law is a name given to a rule posited by the British author and futurist Aldous Huxley in the introduction to his dystopian novel, “Brave New World”:

“As political and economic freedom diminishes, sexual freedom tends compensatingly to increase.”

It states that governments ease restrictions on sexual freedoms as a means to palliate the public as their political and economic rights and freedoms are taken away. This can be done as a means to refocus the public’s attention away from traditional value systems and mores to physical pleasures and to distract a populace by making them think they are gaining more freedoms than in the past, when the opposite is true.
The government’s focus on promoting sexual issues while taking away our ability to speak and trade is just another example of Huxley’s Law in action.
by GangrenousKhan January 22, 2022
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Greg's Law

Greg's Law states that if it exists, it will inevitably fuck you.
Person 1: "Work sucks!"
Person 2: "Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Greg's law!
by Kaane March 9, 2014
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