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Law of Textivity

Rule whereby the time to reply to someone's text must be greater than or equal to the time it took for them to reply to your prior text.
John was doing great with that girl he met Friday night until he showed how eager he was by breaking the Law of Textivity. She took days to reply to his text and he writes back immediately. Amateur move.
by NYobserver November 30, 2011
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Loser in-law

The "Best friend" that is oblivious to his/her 3rd wheel intrusion. Or intentionally causes problems between his/her best friends relationship out of spite or jealousy due to his own inability to excel in life.

A loser, usually has a dead end job or none at all. Uses people for money. Always leaves the tab for someone else to pay without remorse.

They do not own a car. Usually have some sort of addiction to a drug, that they maintain very well through the misfortunes of those around them having to put up with them.
Drama queens-usually very dramatic people. Think that because some unfortunate event has happened to them that they're behavior is acceptable.

Will purposely plant idea's in his/her best friends heads to start fights within their relationship. Ex. "he/she is just using you for your money" or "if he/she loved you they wouldn't do that"

The biggest loser of them all, will never amount to anything and will do everything in they're power to drag people down with them. Because misery loves company.
Jenn: guess chase brought my loser in-law, to lunch
Chase: Hey babe
Loser in-law: youre covering lunch right? U know I'm broke. Wanna grab some beers after this, your treat? Lol no but really?
by T-happy November 14, 2011
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AIM law

No talking about farts, poop or butts in AIM chat.
Him: "Fartburger buttexplosion!"
Her: "I asked you to please not say things like that in chat."
Him: "Oops, sorry my bad, broke the AIM law again..."
by tarshtoo September 11, 2011
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Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.
M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.
by papa patches June 1, 2023
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Sonephew-in-law

Sonephew-in-law: where your nephew married your daughter aka his first cousin.
Auntie: I guess I can call you my Sonephew-in-law.
by Sakurakage June 26, 2023
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Sylveon's law

A subgenre of bidoof's law coined by twitter user AProfessionalN2 after a reply to a tweet saying "We really need a law for "transphobe posting = pedo" under a tweet of a transphobic Vtuber with a 'loli' avatar.
Hitlercunnyrapist: "all trans people are groomers and degenerates"

*checks profile and sees lolicon porn in the repost and likes*

"Sylveon's law strikes again!"
by Cherubdecay March 12, 2023
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Doggie law

When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them
Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap
by Scuba diver 100 May 8, 2023
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