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Texas Left

Simply Put,UP,The direction.Meant as an insult.
Drunk 1:Fuck You!!!
Drunk 2:Take a Texas Left,Asshole!!
by Kaneoen September 21, 2009
mugGet the Texas Leftmug.

biased left wing media

What a neo-conservative republican usually thinks and says about the mainstream US Media when he/she watches too much FOX News.
FOX News is the only fair & balanced news channel, the rest are all just biased left wing media!
by mailer_diablo November 6, 2004
mugGet the biased left wing mediamug.

left lane shit hauler

someone who hauls turkey shit in the left lane with a 18-wheeler.
dude, did you see those left lane shit haulers? no but i sure smelled them!!
by wicky wack January 22, 2011
mugGet the left lane shit haulermug.

Left 4 dead day

Left 4 dead day takes place on Easter every year, and is a day in which you play the video game โ€œleft 4 deadโ€ to celebrate the life of Jesus. This day was made by Gabe Newell, the creator of left 4 dead, to commemorate the games success.
Hey tomorrowโ€™s left 4 dead day, want to play some left 4 dead?
by Goingxirnfness April 4, 2021
mugGet the Left 4 dead daymug.

LEFT BALL AND RIGHT BALL

They are the same.
Look the LEFT BALL AND THE RIGHT BALL are the same because one is LEFT when the other had been addressed which is the RIGHT ONE you happen to be addressing. John would you please address my LEFT BALL AND RIGHT BALL as does it matter what order , as no way because the first you address is RIGHT and the next one is LEFT but also the first you address is from the LEFT BALL and the other is the LEFT BALL
by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 23, 2021
mugGet the LEFT BALL AND RIGHT BALLmug.

Monday Left Me Broken

Monday Left me broken ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
Tuesday I was through with hoping ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
Wednesday my empty arms were open โœ‹๏ธโœ‹๏ธโœ‹๏ธ
Thursday Waiting for love, waiting for love ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ”ซ
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by menameiscaleb July 20, 2023
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Left leg lagging mitosis

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter
Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!
by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018
mugGet the Left leg lagging mitosismug.

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