Status-Jacked

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.

Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"

by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009

Cracker Jacker

A person who only goes for white people.

I'm a curry grinder but Jammie here, is a Cracker Jacker . She wants Ryan's 4 inch dick.

by misunderstood destroyer January 27, 2017

jacker

someonee who steals your style,words,and/or looks!
an imitator who is a dumbass for not being themselves and "jacks" everyone else's style to make up there coolness!

i just bought a family guy t and the next day the top five school jackers were wearing it!

by with your mom August 6, 2007

jacktayed

hushed, quieted, or silenced by jacktay

Make racist remarks and you will be jacktayed.

by Bayou Belle January 11, 2010

i got jacked

being physically stabbed in the body and robbed of manhood and/or your banana.

yesterday i got jacked BY a female impersonist, it was lAME!!

by Flappybob1 July 1, 2006

cracker jacker

A white man that chronically masturbates

Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!

by afilthyrwner September 2, 2009

jacked

1) In pennsylvania lingo means ripped, buff, etc. pretty much havin a good physique.

2) According to my cousin from Jersey, in central NJ lingo it means having fucked up teeth and having a general scummy/dirtbag appearance

Cousin: Is your friend Joe good lookin?

Me: Uh, well he is jacked.

Cousin: Ew

Me: What, you dont appreciate a nice physique?

by Russelstover August 1, 2009