home of bayarea hardcore, and the scene kids with stretched ears who love hanging out in downtown losgatos every night getting fucked up.
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A jose is a fuckboy,a player,a manwhore. There are so many more but the point is made.They are somewhat loyal but not really;they will cheat on you or flirt with other girls right infront of your face.Being bestfriends with a jose could be good at times because he cares for you somewhere in his heart yet you cant really tell if he means it or not.Being bestfriends with a jose will cause you fights, not cared for,him not fighting for the friendship,giving up,choosing others over you,not taking up for you in front of his friends,etc... When you do talk he ignores you almost all the time.You never know when he says love you back is true or not.A jose shouldnt be these things but he is. This Is A Jose...
The girl wondered why Jose cheated but then remembered his so called bestfriend warned her about him;no Jose is left with no one due to his actions.
by BeingHonestInMyDefinitions June 8, 2016
Get the Jose mug.a name of a girl, she is stuborn, thinks she is the best at evrything encept athleticism. She has a bad fation well sometimes like maybe once a month she will wear a instyle alfet. But be care full with Jonies cause whene you first meat them they seam nice and fun . Just bewear of a Jonie.
Ushally she wil smile at you or laugh at your jokes to make you think she is a person with a good sence of humor. Jonie is the name of a girl but she is not the girl you want to be hanging out with.
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by joseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee September 1, 2011
Get the Jose mug.One of the 10 original Major League Soccer Teams in 1996. They won the first ever MLS game against the D.C. United off Eric Wynalda's goal in the 88th minute off a Ben Iroha pass.
San Jose had a horrible first few seasons namely 1997-2000. Despite having some great players in those years they couldn't pull it together.
San Jose 97-99 were known as the New England Revolution Stock Room. Robert Kraft would use the Clash as a stock holding room for talent he wanted on his big boy club the New England Revolution, who also had little success.
In 2006, MLS Fucked San Jose in the ass and moved the team to Houston. (HAHA FUCK YOU SAN JOSE).
The first season they were in Houston, the team won a championship, only to win it again in 2007.
San Jose Fans have continued to whine to this day, despite being given a team again in 2008.
On the BigSoccer forums, the Earthquakes sub-forum is notorious for being one of the biggest crybaby fests. They constantly bitch about players, coaching decisions, the Houston Dynamo and everything under the sun. Moderators KMJVet thinks he's a bad ass but he couldnt mod his way out of a paper bag. LA Fans hate Quakes Fans. San Jose fans were whining even when they had there original team.
In other words, FUCK YOU SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES, HOUSTON & AEG RAPED YOU OF YOUR TEAM.
San Jose had a horrible first few seasons namely 1997-2000. Despite having some great players in those years they couldn't pull it together.
San Jose 97-99 were known as the New England Revolution Stock Room. Robert Kraft would use the Clash as a stock holding room for talent he wanted on his big boy club the New England Revolution, who also had little success.
In 2006, MLS Fucked San Jose in the ass and moved the team to Houston. (HAHA FUCK YOU SAN JOSE).
The first season they were in Houston, the team won a championship, only to win it again in 2007.
San Jose Fans have continued to whine to this day, despite being given a team again in 2008.
On the BigSoccer forums, the Earthquakes sub-forum is notorious for being one of the biggest crybaby fests. They constantly bitch about players, coaching decisions, the Houston Dynamo and everything under the sun. Moderators KMJVet thinks he's a bad ass but he couldnt mod his way out of a paper bag. LA Fans hate Quakes Fans. San Jose fans were whining even when they had there original team.
In other words, FUCK YOU SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES, HOUSTON & AEG RAPED YOU OF YOUR TEAM.
San Jose Earthquakes are the greatest team in Major LEague Soccer History... yeah right
Don Garber: I hated San Jose Earthquakes, I wish we never gave them a team back.
All Houston Fans: HAHA! We stole your team. The San Jose Earthquakes.
The Ultras Support Group are a bunch of losers just like the San Jose Earthquakes. Riot Squad Bitch!
Don Garber: I hated San Jose Earthquakes, I wish we never gave them a team back.
All Houston Fans: HAHA! We stole your team. The San Jose Earthquakes.
The Ultras Support Group are a bunch of losers just like the San Jose Earthquakes. Riot Squad Bitch!
by DynamoFanTexasArmyMember November 29, 2009
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