Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.

They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.

by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021

Hippie heroin

Ketamine - a heavy tranquilizer that leaves users incapacitated at high doses while also having psychedelic effects.

Popular amongst wooks and ravers.

“Is Josh coming to the show tonight?”

“Nah man he’s k-holing on that hippie heroin hasn’t left the house in days.”

“Dumbass wook.”

by Apairadeez February 19, 2025

hippie clouds

Once every eighthundred leap years, majestic beings of hentai and furry. They rain sprinkles, and daisy and polar bears, clovers, nothing ever found in the urban ma-dicitionary, also rainbow pandacorns...... Your high

Dude i was so in the hippie clouds

by Bob Stevey daniel Richardson August 6, 2016

blanket hippie

Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.

Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.

by gay_nascar_fan January 20, 2017

Hippie rinse

A really quick rinse of anything using minimal if any soap in order to save time and money.

That dish isn't that dirty, just hippie rinse it and put it in the dish drainer.

Dude you smell, could you please take a real shower next time rather than just a hippie rinse?

by Blaznmonk April 22, 2012

Hippie HighJack

When you take a bonghit and chug a Redbull (or any other type of energy drink)

"man this weed is too strong for a Hippie Speedball. I need a Hippie HighJack, or ells I'm gonna sleep for 30 hours."

by Egual June 15, 2020

hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay

The whoop-of-joy expression of the long-haired 420-friendly counter-culture group from the sixties and seventies. Viva, Woodstock!!!

We know all the songs that the crowd-boys know
'Bout the big corral where the peace-nuts go
We learned 'em all on the radio
Hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay... hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay.

by QuacksO July 20, 2018