Astral Gooning

The act of gooning within a dream. If this is during astral projection this could even lead to one performing sexual acts on one’s physical body during projection.

Daryll said he got carried away during astral gooning last night and ended up finishing inside himself

by DreamGooner November 22, 2025

Goon

A man who chooses to create female characters in video games.

Dustin is such a goon, all of his characters in World of Warcraft are females.

by Bilboob Shwaggins November 22, 2025

Goon

A goon is Ed Crossly

This is someone who regularly shits there pants and cry’s on the internet

Ed crossly is a goon

by Ed crossly hater November 25, 2025

Samurai goon

A samurai goon is when you cum from 1 stroke only, like a samurai pulling their sword out and beheading the enemy in a single movement

Because he was so horny, he became the samurai goon grandmaster.

by KnightOfNight November 29, 2025

Goon Checkpoint

The act of gooning in various different locations around the globe.

Every location that is successfully gooned at is considered a "Goon Checkpoint"

After 35 years of competitive gooning, I have successfully reached my final goon checkpoint... Chuck e cheese

by the toucher 67 November 29, 2025

Gooning

The act of pleasuring yourself in the ways of agartha (jewish magic).

“Gooning to ehan using agartha”

by willshezhad December 1, 2025

Gooning

When a man becomes so horny they become retarded and will do anything for nut.

Cameron was gooning so hard he paid for a live video on redgif and was scammed out of $10,000

by Quadfather666 December 6, 2025