Retarted goat

A drunk Asian that goes to their friends bar mitzvah and gets high off of of chlorine and sleeps with their uncle a week later

Retarted goats are one of a kind

by Pop not soda September 1, 2017

Dead goat

When your party's not lit.

Man, this party's dead goat

by lowkey_lilyyyy May 4, 2018

mountain goat style

Like doggy style but with biting...

Give it to my mountain goat style

by Cottencandy May 15, 2018

Ugly Goat

a young person who always trynna get laid and seek for pleasure.

is boyfriend & girlfriend even a thing these days. fuck that. chase a bag, fuck bitches, live life. ~ Ugly Goat

by Ugly Goat August 3, 2019

Biting Goat

A biting goat is any novice outdoorsman that generally gets in the way, makes a nuisance of themselves, or otherwise inhibits the enjoyment of the outdoors or a particular sport/activity because of their lack of skill or knowledge or self-awareness. Synonym to “Jerry”

Me at the trailhead: Alright bois, look alive, the trails are thick with Biting Goats
The bois: Ah sh**

by BusterGotYost December 4, 2019

Moon Goat

A baldheaded, slick back, no edges having, stomach hanging to her knees, flat foot size 12 shoe wearing, sleeping on your old mattress, think someone wants her man, jealous ass female

She’s a jealous ass MOON GOAT

by Little Ms. Petty Mack February 17, 2020

Hungarian Goat Cheese

The act of jacking off a male goat and milking a female goat and mixing the two excretions into a tangy sauce great for vegetarians dishes such as organic tofu sliders

Hey Oscar, are you jerking off that goat to make Hungarian Goat Cheese for dinner tonight?

by Fishy ham wallet June 17, 2020