every man's goal in life

when you finally fill the entire surface of water in the toilet with pee bubbles. getting laid comes in second.

Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!

really? ill hurry!

Come on! theyre starting to pop!

by xyguy729 April 2, 2011

gold shine

Old south term for when a black guy with gold teeth smiles.

Let me see your gold shine, let me see your gold shine.

by EssTeeEye March 5, 2005

goldbeezy

The kind of person who decides what is cool on the drop of a dime. Always has a good sense of humor and smile. Most importantly, knows the difference between a rooster and a chicken head.

Man that kid is fly, I bet he's reading "The Birds and the Beeeeez."
Goldbeezy is my hero.

by Miguel Sanchez III January 17, 2008

goalondo steamer curry

A special chicken curry (gravy dish) made of fresh chicken and basic spices. Muslim boatmen, plying boats along the riverine bengal-assam border of India (when the country was a British colony), used to make this dish. The boatment would take time off to cook a meal for themselves in the middle of the river journey and gradually it became popular with the passengers too.

To my grandfather, simple life was sailing down the river with a plate of rice and steaming goalondo steamer curry.

by uttara March 19, 2008

goalieman

A person (possibly a myth) who is known for making unbelievable saves as a soccer goalie. Often times diving across the net to make a save in the top corner of the net. Has been called "wall" at times in his career. His ability to save almost any shot on goal makes him one of the greatest goalies to ever play soccer. Formally known as Mike Wolfe when he was a kid. Known as a legend in Hartland, Mi. Parents are often called goaliemom and goaliedad because of their son's amazing ability.

1. noun. Did you just see that fantastic save by goalieman?
2. Adj. That was a goalieman-like save!

by Cory Bodziak June 2, 2008

Goarders

Straight women who collects gay men and their social circles.

Now that they've added six more gay men to their social circle Liz and Melinda are officially goarders

by Mick Rellish January 19, 2012

gold plated penis

it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.

remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).

*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.

by luiyay October 14, 2014