hybrid football

Football crossed with other sports, activities and technologies to create a new hybrid football game

Have you played Padbol yet? A hybrid football game that crosses football with tennis, squash and padel

by BillyMoss87 June 12, 2023

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School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians

Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?

by Lochstar! June 14, 2023

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School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians

Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?

by Lochstar! June 14, 2023

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Footballically

When something is defined in footballing terms

Geographically it’s not correct but footballically it is.

by Kkkddk June 19, 2023

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Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

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