Fuck a Friend Friday

The only day of the week where fucking your friends is totally acceptable.

(There's also: Molest A Friend Monday, Touch A Friend Tuesday, Get Whipped Wednesday, Tap a Tit Thursday, and Get Slapped Saturday.)

Your friend (on saturday):"Did you and Sam fuck yesterday?"

You: "Yeah, I don't like him, but it WAS fuck a friend friday."

by FTWb1+cH December 17, 2011

throw-away friend

a friend or person who is only considered a friend when they are needed or used by another. Other times, the person will ignore them.
a person who isn't really a friend, but just being used.
a temporary friend who is only there until you're bored of them.

Sara is Jane's throw-away friend. Jane never calls her unless she needs homework help.

by marshthemallow February 24, 2015

National appreciate your Short friend day

Appreciate your short friends they are a very rare species.

Friend:I am so glad I have a short friend
Short friend:??? Why are you saying this
Friend:Because it’s National appreciate your short friend day!

by Globgolab January 15, 2021

Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

Friendasaurus

def. An especially unattractive member of an otherwise good-looking group of socializing females.

Addendum: Also sometimes known as the "Fat Friend," one will observe that the Friendasaurus is sober and apparently PMSing, which aids in her dual roles of the outing; being the DD for the group, and as the Grandmaster Cockblocker, foiling any attempts for an eventual sexual encounter with one of the more attractive ladies of the group.

Guy1: "Dude, 2 O'clock, the redhead, she's STUPID hot!"

Guy2: "Yeah, but you see the nasty chick dancing next to her? She's a major Friendasaurus; I just saw her cockblock that guy in the green shirt."

by nutman November 23, 2004

friend couple

Two really close good friends that hang out as if they were dating. People around call the two a couple because of they see the two flirt all the time. Yet, both individuals (hopefully both) know that they will never become anything more than merely best friends.

Robert and Jillian are the biggest friend couple on campus.

by beautifulhat78 October 18, 2007

fiending

Feeling very desperate for a drug, like you'll do anything to get it.

Yo Chico man, I am FIENDING for some acid.

by Droopy March 25, 2004