by Feet Beat April 5, 2017

Irish feet is the term used to describe when you've reached the point of head-throbbing-wasted-awesomeness where you can't walk 3 feet without stumbling over everything that's in your path.
Guy 1: *points at drunk guy at party* "hey look at that guy over there, he's so sloppy"
Guy 2: "yeah that bottle of tequila gave him the Irish feet"
Guy 2: "yeah that bottle of tequila gave him the Irish feet"
by Aaron the ass eater August 30, 2016

by melody jenn September 17, 2022

What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.
by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

-Why'd we have to drive through sinus feet street Joe?
-When I told you I wanted to see the zoo, and you agreed, well then here we are.
-When I told you I wanted to see the zoo, and you agreed, well then here we are.
by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

It's the most beautiful , hot and sexy thing you can ever see or taste in your life .Amazing looking toes with amazing aroma you will be obsessed as everyone
by Darkewhite January 13, 2022

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
by gregben September 13, 2023
